Naughty Words

I have this spreadsheet that I use to keep track of my kids funny sayings, firsts & stats. I was just looking over them today and read one that I was laughing over and thought it would be fun to share! This is from a few months ago. Enjoy!

Mommy picks Max up from preschool - this is in the car coming home:

Max: Mom, I said naughty words in preschool today.
Mom: Max! What did you say?
Max: Pee.
Mom: Why?? Don't do that buddy.
Max: Nobody heard me.
Mom: Oh... okay well don't do that again, alright?

The next day:
Max: Mom, I said naughty words in preschool again.
Mom: Max!! What did you say this time??
Max: Poo.
Mom: Buddy! Please don't do that!
Max: No one could hear me. I whispered it super quiet like this - "poo"

Mom: (trying not to laugh) K please don't do that anymore bud.

A few days later:
Max: Mom, I said bad words in preschool today. Even badder than pee and poo.
Mom: (incredulous) Dude! Why do you keep doing this? What did you say??
Max: (points down to his crotch and makes wide eyes)
Mom: (I'm already laughing at this point) Max!!! What the heck!
Max: I said it in my head.
Mom: LOL